Lesson number 1 - Cleaning Housea. No matter how many times you vacuum the floors will never be clean.
b. It does not do any good to wash the inside of the window unless you are planning on washing them on the outside as well.
c. When people are coming over it is ok to grab a box and put everything that you find on the table, counters, and floor into the box. You then must hide the box where no one will find it but hopefully you will remember where you put the box when you are looking for the things that you put in the box.
Lesson number 2 - Parties
On Saturday Olivia and I hosted a baby shower for our friend Kim who is having a baby boy in April. This was my first time hosting a party for someone.
My favorite thing about the picture is the look on Kim's face as she tries to figure out the toy! a. When hosting a party you will make enough food to feed twice the number of guest. You will then be eating leftover quiche for days.
b. When your five year old puts the blue sprinkles on the top of the cupcakes expect to find blue sprinkles everywhere and expect to find them for days.
Lesson number 3 - The Children's Museum at Factoria
a. This is a very noisy place.
B. The kids will love it.


c. It will even make the 5 year olds tired!!!

Lesson number 4 - Parenting
a. I would not make a good single parent
b. It is ok to put yourself in timeout.
HURRY HOME ROBERT!!
Robert left Friday morning for a trip to Colorado. I am counting down the days, hours and minutes until he returns from his fun trip. I think that it should be my turn next for a fun trip!!